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Tukey test for anyone

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Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Aug 11, 2010 at 07:06

Our dear Oguztogla here is the test

1. What happened to 1,5M Armenians that resided in Turkey aka the occupied Byzantine Empire in 1915

A. They were the victims of the Armenian Genocide

B. They all left for a vacation in Europe and they never came back

C. There really was no such thing as the Armenians

2. What happened to the thousands of Greeks that lived in occupied Constantinople in 1955?

A. Many of them were massacred in cold blood by the Turks

B. There was never Greeks in Turkey or Greeks in occupied Constantinople and this is all made up

C. Those Greeks were on their way to a vacation in Europe but little accidents can happen on one's way to board a boat and many thousands of them oooops were killed and it is their mistake Oh those darn Greeks!

3. Who is the one whose ancestors are Greeks and Armenians and Syrian and now he is no more than another victim of the Turks and their brand of imperialism

A. Mickey Mouse

B. Luke Skywalker of Star Wars

C. Our dear oguztogla

4. Who really is telling us that Cyprus is really past of the "lands of the greeks" Hint: jazirat qubrus inaha jiziratun men bilad al-ruum and this is Arabic for The island of Cyrpus is part of the "lands of the Greeks"

A. The Arab historians of the islamic historical tradition

B. Oh those pesky Greeks in Cyprus whose ancestors lived there from time immemorial

C. There really no such thing as Greeks or Greek Cyprus and the Turks always existed in Cyprus

5. What happened to 2M Greeks that resided in Asia minor in the early 1920's

A. they were expelled from their homes from time immemorial in Asia minor by the Turks

B. There really were no Greeks from time immemorial in Asia minor and the characters in Homer's Iliad are really Turks even Helen and Achilles were Turks

C. Thos e Greeks were on their way for a little vacation in occupied Contantinople to drink a bit of ouzo and eat lots of mezza but you know what can happen to people when they have fun they can head back to other ports instead of going back to their homes in Asia minor

It is your chance to shine our dear oguztogla

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