Are you kidding?

Submitted by Telephone Toughgy (United States), Jun 4, 2008 at 21:36

Who are you Rosie O'donnell? Popular Science debunked the whole conspiracy thing and if terrorists didn't do it, why has OBL taken credit for it? Here are some major islamic laws broken by terrorists, research it yourself:

01. Associating anything with Allah- Killing in the name of?
02. Murder- Uhhhh
08. Disrespect to parents- Hey mom, I slit his throat!
09. Abandoning relatives- Goodbye cruel world
14. Lying about Allah and His Messenger- slam dunk
15. Running away from the battlefield- when USMC comes, you hide
16. A leader's deceiving his people and being unjust to them- no brainer
17. Pride and arrogance- Self explanatory
18. Bearing false witness- see above
20. Gambling- you take on the US, you gamble your lives away
22. Stealing from the spoils of war- M16's in the hands of insurgents
23. Stealing - see above
24. Highway Robbery- you take lives with IED's
25. Taking false oath- peaching BS
28. Consuming wealth acquired unlawfully- international aid
29. Committing suicide- can you say suicide bomb?
30. Frequent lying- as opposed to lying a little bit?
31. Judging unjustly- I'd say slitting an innocent man's throat is
37. Showing-off- posting your lame videos
39. Bertrayal of trust- killing your own people
42. Listening (to) people's private conversations- shot in the dark here
49. Lamenting, wailing, tearing the clothing, and doing other things of this sort when an affliction befalls
51. Overbearing conduct toward the wife, the servant, the weak, and animals
52. Offending one's neighbour- this and the 3 above are all done by you
53. Offending and abusing Muslims- nail bombs can be offensive
54. Offending people and having an arrogant attitude toward them- pisses me off
60. Arguing and disputing violently- disrupting flights and office workers
62. Giving short weight or measure- you sold me fake weed
64. Offending Allah's righteous friends- killing christians and jews
68. Deceiving and plotting evil- no, not you, right?

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