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Our dear Farheen and teaching one tablighee at a time about the religion of the Arabs part deux

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Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Jul 31, 2010 at 15:24

Our dear farheen tells us that he is a she! Oh nothing wrong with that darling and i do not judge after all your prophet as we are told in kutub al-turath al-islami that he was a cross dresser

> god can't do anything and evrything..

God? You mean Allah? darling (you are a she after all): if so then he is not omnipotent which means that he ain't no God and if I did not know this already

>for example 1)he can't tell a lie

Oh yes he can lie and do you know why? Because he is supposed to be makkar as he calls himself khayu al-makeerina which means he can be a liar

>2)he can't get drunk

Lots of people do not get drunk when they consume alcohol I can drink alcohol and I do not get drunk does this mean that I'm your Allah too?

>3)he can't be unjust

A deity who says that he guides whom ever he wants and lead astray whom ever he wants as your so called Allah says is not a just god. He is an evil god

>4)he does not require to eat

How do you know? Did you meet him? well let us do lunch with him and let us see if he eats or not or is he anorexic or is it bulemia? can he tell us?

>5)he can't forget

Really? and how do you know? A god who claims that the doctrine of al-qada' wa al-qadr makes any sense either does not remember his own revelations which means that he forgets or he suffers from dementia so which one is it our dear Farheen al-tablighee?

>6)he does not get tired

How do you know? Oh let me see does he drink "Rad Bull" and this is why he does not get tired? Any guesses?

>7)god can't have sex

The real question is can Allah have sex? If not then he must be not omnipotent or he is gay or he suffers from undescended testicles so which one is it?

And Allah created you and not your parents right? So how did he do it? so Allah is your papa and yo mama too right? Then congratulations our dear farheen al-tablighee but you are the son of Allah

>but man is the total opposite of this.....

Really? How about the Buddha?

>but if man and god are the same then why shoud we worship god because then technically both are same....

You worship an Arabian god because you are needy now do you get it?

>then maybe i can worship you

Oh sure you can but I do not have 72 virgins ready for you unless you are into allah's ghulman so which one is it?

>and you can worship me

No you are too ignrant to be anything but a lost tablighee who needs to get a life

>but that would be senseless!!!(and blasphemy against God the Almighty)

Oh would this drive Allah out of his mind? Sign me in and I would even worship you in-order to get him out of his mind

>anyway.....about quoting other scriptures...

What scriptures? You mean the book of Arabian ignorance?

>Qur'an gives us the permission...so dont try to fool me by all this...

Fool you by what?

Hello: you cannot read my Arabic transliteration because mr you do not know any Arabic right?oh did i call you mr? Oh darn it

>i read Qur'an translation

ROTFL Pakistani Urdu Arabic it is al-Qur'an but like all ignorant tablighees you have no clue about the Arabic language al al-ta3reef right ?

>by Abdullah Yusuf Ali......

Another poor translation by another ignorant tablighee

>so i know what the Qur'an says...

No you do not you only know what ignorant people like the tablighee Yusuf ali tells you mistakes and all

>and it says that it is for the whole of humanity...

Where does it say that in the Qur'an

ina al-islam deen kul al-bashar

Oh I will be nice and translate it for you

The religion of islam is for all of humanity

Oh you can take the sentence to one of your masters the Arabs in el-bahrain and they will tell you that I'm correct so where would i find such aya?

>for u and for me...

So where does it say in the Qur'an

ina al-islam deeni wa deenak

You will not find it but you will find

wa ma arsalan men rasulan ila bilisani qawmihi

Which means that islam is the religion of the Arabs only and you ain't and I am not an Arab thank the gods

>and yes i know what 'al-nassara' means

So what does it mean?

>and i'am not a 'nassarite'

ROTFL Pakistani Arabic it is Nusrani mr ignorant and if you are a she tablighee then it is nusraniyya

>i'am a Muslim(and i love Islam) .........

And I urge you to abandon islam and revert to the religion of your Hindu ancestors and be free again and get a life

> i never say anything without sufficient proof and enquiry and i think its you who needs to do the reasearching the RSV means"Revised Standard Version" of the bible in other words 'the most authentic bible"

Mr ignorant your masters the Arabs tell your likes that the Bible is a kitab muharraf so why do you quote a kitab muharraf you tell us !

>the Qur'an forbids trinity in the verse "wala takulu salsa"

ROTFL Pakistani Arabic

salsa! really? is this peach or mango salsa/? ...

wa la taqolu thalaatha

And here is your bonus for today your Allah's rasm THLTHA (THE LAST A IS A TEH MARBOUTA) was edited by the ulama as THaLaaTHaA and a fatha was added above the first and the second theh and adding an alif after the lam! What a fadiha your Allah cannot spell a proper Arabic word and so much for the unedited Qur'an

>it means "don't say trinity"

No it does not say that it says and this tarjamat al-lafz/kilma

1. wa lataqulu means and do not say

2. Thalaatha means three

And here is tarjamat al-ma3na

and do not say three

Now let us translate your bogus translation back to Arabic

wa lataqulu al-thalooth

Mr ignorant the word Trinity in Arabic means al-thalooth

Now do you see why you cannot translate another tablighee?

>and it furthur says that "Stop it,it will be better for you . Cause your Lord is not three in one"

So? but here is the islamic Trinity as defined by your Allah who does not speak any Urdu and he is an Arab

idha qala allahu ya 3issa ibn maryam inta qulta lel nass

Or And Allah said O Jesus the son of Mary you said to the people

Then Allah says

itakhidhuni wa ummi ilahayn men dun allahi

Or

1. itakhidhuni means take me

2. wa ummi means and my mother

3. ilahyan is the dual case for two Gods

4. men dun allahi means beside Allah

Or (Allah is asking Jesus) did you tell the people to regard you and your mother as (two) Gods beside Allah

Which means that in your Allah's book the trinity is Allah, Jesus and mary and these are not my words

How come you did not know that?

You would have been correct if your Arabian Allah would have said

itakhidhuni wa al-roh al-quduus ilahyan men dun allahi

Where al-roh al-quduus is the holy spirit

So if means that Allah's Tirnity and the one that he does not like is Jesus, Allah and Mary but Allah is silent about the one with al-roh al-quduus otherwise he would have told us

So congratulations our dear farheen al-tablighee but Allah has no difficulty with the real Christian Tirnity

How come you did not know that? Could it be that you knew and you hoped that we infidles do not know but in this case this would be a lie or you really did not know ...?

See? I'm not the author of this poor theology

>................it forbids trinity...

Where doe sit say in the Qur'an that

al-thalooth al-muqadass: al-maseeh, al-rab wa al-roh al-quduus mamnoo3

You will not find it

>it says in Surah Ikhlas

ROTFL Pakistani Arabic it is surat al-ikhlas

> "kul hu Allah hu ahad"

Mr ignorant do you really know sabab al-nuzul li surat al-ikhlas? No you do not

Check Sirat rasul allah pages 572-573 and you will realize that this sura is in response to the famous Aristotelian problem where the we are told that the Jews asked Muhammad

if Allah created this creation then who really created Allah

And it has nothing to do with the trinity

So who really created your Allah? Any guesses?

Oh and by the way it is

Qul allahu ahad

ROTFL do you know what the word Ahad means? It means one of

You would have been correct if the sura would have said

Qul allahu wahid

Or god is one

For the readers: this word ahad puzzled the ulama and in this aya it it is a loan word from Hebrew

So if Allah is not wahid or one and he is ahad or one of then who are the others? Oh let me guess: jesus and al-roh al-quduus? See your Allah has no difficulty with the Christian Trinity

You are and you must padron me a joke

>it means "say He is Allah; the One,and Only"

No it does not this little sentence in Arabic a language that you cannot read speak or write would be

Qul allahu wahid faqat

Is this whay the aya says mr ignorant?

And you think that i should tell your masters the Arabs that you are editing their Allah's little book?

>and dude im a girl so quit with the 'mr' thing...

Farheen is a dudat! ROTFL

I really pity you

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