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You Forgot the MEAT of the Joke!!!! =(

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Submitted by Lt. General Ayyub Khan (Turkey), Mar 4, 2009 at 08:11

Keep your Sawed off 12 gauge handy..You will need it when you return to Talibanistan..oops thats Pakistan..

I don't have a shotgun in Pakistan. We do have a good sporting company in Peshawar that makes hunting shotguns though. The PHSADC was established under Section 42 of the Companies Ordinance 1984, as a subordinate body of the Ministry of Industries, Production and Special Initiatives to develop the local arms industry particularly in Dara Adamkhel in 2006.

100 million dollars in exports revenues just hunting goods =)

Not that it matters to you, but I must confess that I prefer locally-produced variants of the MG-3 and MP-5s (with optical laser-sight and collapsible stock). Produced under license by Germanys H&K @ Pakistan Ordinance Factory near Rawalpindi.

hehehehe.. I am sure this pic of yours is as famous as the Indian Army Helicopters bieng shot at!

As mentioned in my other reply, i would be delighted to share those pictures with you. But HTML is disabled, so the only way to share them is via email which you declined. So chuck it then or accept it. Dont be such a dalit.

Me a key board warrior?? Not at all.. At least i dont brag about shooting someone with a sawed off Shotgun..

Wasnt bragging, dalit saab. Guns are dangerous if in the wrong hands. Taleban, LTTE etc. al

You asking me to keep my emotions in check?? Let me see..

You call me a sissy in the first place.

You call me a crybaby!!

You call me an ollu..

And you advise me not get emotional?

bahhh.. You've lost it big time..

LOL. Thanks for proving my point dalit saab =D

I will share a joke ( which also is a fact)

Farmaayain dalit saab! I love jokes......talking to delusional indians is always recipe for uncontrollable laughter, but let us broaden our horizons.

One Day india pakistan went to war ( again) . Pakistani soldiers began fortifying POK.. One elderly Lady called for her teenaged daughter to come inside lest some soldier's evil eye fell on her.. She yelled at her to get inside and hide.. The curious daughter yelled back and answered that they were pakistani soldiers and she need not worry.. Her mother came out slapped her and said in that case even get the goat inside..

Hahahaha nice!!! –never heard that one before =-D

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But you forgot the end part yaar!!! Her mother realized (in the heat and confusion of the moment) that she forgot to fetch the holy hindu cows outside.

Alas those 'barbaric' Pakistani forces took the cow-god to the slaughter-house

The good news is that at least it was put to good use by the non-vegetarian Pakistanis ---sizzling over a campfire medium-rare style. MMMmmmMM

Here is an old joke a Turkish friend of mine sent to me a while back:

A Pakistani was sitting with an indian and a Malaysian in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of fine cold beer and three joints of fine Afghani hashish. All of a sudden Saudi police forces busted down the door, entered and arrested them.

But, as it was a national holiday, the Sheikh decided they should be released after receiving 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said:

"I allow each of you one wish before your whipping."

So the Malaysian guy thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through.

The indian, watching the scene, said: "Please fix two pillows on my back". But even two pillows could only take 10 lashes before the whip went through again.

Sheikh turned to the Pakistani man and said: "You are a Muslim from a brother country, so you can have 2 wishes!!"

"Thank you your Highness", the Pakistani replies.

"My first wish is: I would like to have 525 lashes."

"If you so desire?", the Sheikh replies with questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?"

"Tie that indian to my back!", the Pakistani answers.......

Warm Regards,

A.K.-47

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