"Muslim debate schemes"! part deux
Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Mar 24, 2007 at 14:10
This is from tablighee central to Pakistani muslims debating infidels and this is part two
14. If a kafir tells a Pakistani Muslim that the Qur'an is violent then produce a quote from the Bible and tell him that the Bible is also violent. If the infidel tells you but Allah claims that the Bible is a corrupted book and why do you quote a corrupted book? Pretend you did not get the point.
15. When you Pakistani Muslim are reminded by the infidel that you still did not answer the question why quote a corrupted book and how do you know that such violent verses in the Bible might be part of the corruption of the Bible? The advise to Pakistani Muslims would be: stop quoting the Bible and hope that no one would notice (see our dear M&M).
16. Pakistani Muslims should tell infidles that Islam is not violent and if you get the answer "how about Q9:4?" Tell the infidel that you are taking things out of context (see our dear M&M).
17. If the infidel still pursue violence in islam and Q9:4 then tell him you are taking things out of historical context (see our dear M&M).
18. If the infidel still persists then tell him that he is an islamophobe or something (see our dear M&M)
19. If the infidel tells you how about al-nasikh wa al-mansukh? Pretend that you did not even notice such post and such question and hope he will go away (see our dear Sohail).
19. If the infidel still does not go away then run for the hills and hope that no one would notice and keep repeating to your self Astaghfirullah al-3azeem.
20. If nothing else works a Pakistani Muslim should pull names out of a hat of silly converts such as David whatever Chapelle or LaChapelle and our dear Hamza Yusuf the Muslim scholar (LOL) and if the Pakistani Muslim is told that what does this have to do with the price of peaches in Afghanistan then ask and what is the price of peaches in Afghanistan and hope no one will notice.
21. If nothing else woks then tell the infidels how about the Trinity? and if the infidel tells you that tawheed is just bogus then run away.
22. The 9/11 Atrocity cause: tell the infidels it must be a Jewish conspiracy! If the infidel makes fun of you just change the subject and hope that he will just go away.
23. If nothing else works then ask: How about global warming?
24. And remember that your Allah will reward you with 72 virgins and the ghulman of heavens if you are into ghulman.
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