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Submitted by Intellectual Zombie (India), Feb 14, 2006 at 05:06

4 + More Type of Fools

Saints, Seers, Philosophers, Wizards have Discovered 4 types of Fools.

1. The 1st one is the worst kind of Fool who knows that he is a Fool and wants to learn. He is a Disgrace to the Clan of Fools.

2. The 2nd one is that who does not know he is a Fool, but if someone tells him so, he will agree to learn. And actually starts learning immediately, sincerely!

3. The 3rd one is that who is told that he is a Fool, but he is not interested in Learning.

4. The Greatest Fool ever discovered by Saints, Philosophers and Wizards is of 4th type who actually knows nothing but cocksure that he knows everything. For such type of Fool, it is said that even Creator and Goddess of Wisdom (if there are any) combined, cannot teach him.

I categorize the 4th type of Fool as, "Those who do not know abc (smallest font size) of anything, yet Argue Authoritatively on XYZ (biggest font size) on everything and will go to the extent of eliminating you if you don't agree". (* Islamists ARE the 4th type of Fools)

Irony # 1 is, There is no dearth of 4th type of Fools. Entire history of mankind is a sad testimony to un-mindful actions of this 4th type of Fools who invented Man-Made-Calamities; like, Ill-Literacy (Negative Literacy), Confusion, Chaos, Strife, Mass murder, Wars, Misery, Poverty, Rape and Destruction of Mother Nature, and similar Extreme Negative aspects of human nature.

Irony # 2 is, All Fools of the 4th type have made their separate Gangs according to Definitions based upon prevailing local situation, circumstances and of course the level of their respective leader's ignorance to serve as benchmark.

Irony # 3 is, Contrary to general prevailing misconception that "Human beings Think from Head(Brain)", the fact is; "All creatures including Human beings, Think from Stomach".

Irony # 4 is, Conspiracy to secure food for the Gang Members, by hook or by crook, by depriving others or even by killing, is given a good name by the gang leaders; and they call it Religion.

Irony # 5 is, No Religion is Free from Utter Foolishness of its Followers.

Irony # 6 is, It is The Clash of Gangs of Fools to Safe-guard Self-Interests. There can Never be The Clash of Civilizations. Civilized Never Clash.

Irony # 7 is, To Safe-guard Self-Interests Gang Leaders have devised ways and means to increase number of Gang Members by UPS (Uninterrupted Population Supply), Kill or Convert.

Irony # 8 is, UPS method takes 9 months to increase 1 member, KoC method is instant and economical too. Now some gangs have realized that by killing they get bad publicity, so switching to Converting by 4C method, i.e., Coax, Confuse, Corrupt, Cash. This is the best method, as by converting not only 1 member of the opposite Gang is reduced, 1 member of own Gang increases.

Irony # 9 is, To retain Membership of the Gang, Licence to Kill is issues, Carnal Pleasures are ensured after Death and Death Penalty is applicable to those who even think against the Gang's Rules.

Irony # 10 is, The Gangsters in zeal to control the Gang, have converted the Members (read - Fools) into Zombies and Cannon Fodder (read - Islamists).
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