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Our dear Nura and the caliphate

Reader comment on item: Prepare to attack [Iran]
in response to reader comment: Response to M.Tovey/2

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Jul 5, 2008 at 18:40

Our dear Nura wrote the following gems

>When will people understand that no political establishment on this entire earth represents God?

Is this God allah himself? And is he republican or democrat? And with the US being a democracy astaghfirullah he will have to campaign like everyone else. So I have a few questions for you:

1. Does Allah speak and understand English?This can be a problem

2. While he is on the campaign trail would he eat cheese burgers with bacon with the crowds as candidates do?Oh bacon (yum) wrong food

3. Would he he lower the rates of the jiza tax?

4. Would he disclose all his investments that he has from looting of infidels in the past 1400 years as he is to get 1/5 of the loot as per Q8:41?

5. Who will keep an eye on the universe when he is on the campaign trail?

6. Does Alah have any skeletons is his little closet?

7. Would he increase the number of the virgins (and in the case of the likes of Mohamed Atta the boys of heaven) and would this perk be available to pagans and all?

8. And if he loses the election would he go postal?

>Who they represent is the real question.

Who are the "they" darling?

>What is the role of politics in the final days?

You mean before yum al-qiyama? Well do you have Allah's web site for his election campaign may be we can e-mail him and ask him

> Why are not Christians thinking of this?

Thinking of this? what is the this darling?

> Why do they believe that their governments represent justice and righteousness when we know in that last days that there are no such rulers.


> What countries are capable of implementing the prophesies?

Oh let me see the real wannabe Arabs are Pakistanis like you then it must be Pakiland but the probelm is Pakistanis do not speak Arabic and Allah does not speak Urdu. Big problerm


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