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The religion of ancient Egypt told us about the big bang theory two thousand years before Islam

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Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Dec 16, 2011 at 09:18

Our dear slayhy ...

>4. Big bang theory

Oh the big bang theory or نضرية الدربة الكبرى

sobhanallah Allah who tells us that the earth is flat is telling us about al-darba al-kubra

> [quran 21: 30]

Well let us read the Arabic our dear slyhy unless you do not know any Arabic

ام لم ير الذين كفروا ان السموت والارض كانتا رتقا ففتقنهما

What a disaster Allah cannot even spell perfect Arabic word so let me fix the following words

السموت is this how Arabs spell this word or the skies? tsk....tsk...tsk... let me fix Allah's poor spelling and it should be السّماوات and what a disaster a kafir like me just fixed Allah's poor spelling

Oh there is more mistakes the word ففتقنهما should be ففتقناهما ya nahar eswid we just fixed Allahs poor spelling of this perfect Arabic word

So your Allah is saying in this little gem

1. او لم ير الذين كفروا means or those that do not believe see

2. ان السماوات و الارض or truly the skies and the earth

3. كانتا رتقا or the two were (one) stitched piece (of cloth)

4. ففتقناهما or we unstitched them

Your Allah is saying that the earth and the skies were one piece of cloth and he unstitched them and this is the big bang theory? really? so I have a few questions for you

1. Where would I find in the above aya anything about nazariart al-darba al-kubra? your Allah is talking about unstitching a piece of cloth which is flat

So is the earth flat? and more evidence that Allah is saying that the earth is flat

And are the skies flat? Let me help you no

What a disaster so far

2. And what happened to the other planets are they still stuck to al-ratq or the piece of cloth?

3. And with all this fatq or unstitching did Allah develop carpal tunnel syndrone

4. Oh and here is your poor translation

>Have not those who disbelieve known that the heavens and the earth were joined together as one united piece, then We parted them? blah...blah....blah

No it does not say that it says that the skies and earth were ONE PIECE OF CLOTH AND ALLAH unstitched them

You think that I should tell the religious police that you are edting the Qur'an? I smell a deportation here

Oh and if you or I need to really read about the big bang theory would you read this aya our dear slyhy who lives among his masters the Arabs or read the great book written by kuffar as in http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_Bang_Theory

I'm sure you agree with me that the kuffar win

>God told us that the earth and the skies were joined and he parted them, the word used explained as tearing with great force.

What great force? where does it say that? It says that Allah UNSTITCHED A PIECE OF CLOTH OR RATQ

Oh let me see if we check the religion of Egypt which existed for a long time before islam and read about the Egyptian idea of creation we can read their creation motif the so called ' Ocean and Mound" type which "centers upon the sexual union as the prime element in the act of creation. Heaven (female) and earth (male) were one"

Ya nahar eswid this sound like your above Quranic aya earth and skies aka heaven were one piece!

Oh there is more: "locked in an embrace in the nun and the act of creation consisted of the separation of the pair"

ya kharabi this sounds like Allah's unstitching right our dear slyhy?

Oh there is more: " by the insinuation of atmosphere or light between them"

Sobhanallah but it seems that them ancient Egyptians also told us about the big bang theory right our dear slyhy?

Oh there is more: "the resultant elevation of heaven (that is now impregnated) called in Egyptian the uplifting of the shu meant that the subsequent birth would be celestial and heavenly luminaries and all the starry hosts duly appeared and found their natural passage along the belly of earth

Do you know what this means our dear slyhy it means that the Egyptian text is telling us that the universe is expanding!

With your poor tablighee logic it means that the real Gods must be the Gods of ancient Egypt

And do you think that may be the author of the Qur'an "borrowed" this little fable from the Egyptian religion?

Oh my reference? See Donald Redford's "Egypt Canaan and israel in ancient times" page 397

How come you did not know that our dear slayhy?

Shame on you for posting your nonsense


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