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ayat al-jizya revisited aka the mafia tax verse!

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Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Oct 17, 2010 at 08:34

Our dear Fazal who cannot read the Qur'an in Arabic wrote

>Don't be so proud of your ignorance.

Sorry but the ignorant is you

>We pray 5 times a day and the prayers and method are prescribed.

1. "prescribed where'? In the bogus hadith because for sure they cannot be found in the book of ignorance!

2. And why do you pray our dear Fazal? Give me one single good reason

3. And why 5 times per day? Is Allah that insecure and needy?

4. And if you have back pain or sciatica how could you do al-ruku3? But I guess your Allah's command of medicine were big zero after all he is the one that tells us that if you drink bool al-ba3eer (the urine of a camel) or bool al-nabi (the urine of Muhammad) you will be cured! And with no more bool al-nabi do you have a camel in your back yard ready when you are not feeling well?

5. And you do pray in Urdu right? But your Allah is an Arab and sorry he cannot understand Urdu so you are wasting your time 5 times per day

6. And when you pray you utter the nasty al-maghdubi 3alahum wa al-daleen and you denegrate the polytheists like your own ancestors and you denegrate the religious beliefs of others by reciting surat al-ikhlas or Q112 and the funny thing is that no one has a clue what this very sura really says so here is your home work for today:

1. What does the word samad really means? Let me help you no one has a clue

2. Why would Allah says allahu Ahad? oh let me help you here: the word ahad is a loan word from Syriac and Hebrew and the real Arabic word for one is wahid and not ahad so why would your Allah use a word that is not Arabic in a book that claims to be Kitab maktub bi 3arabi faseeh? Any guesses? and if Allah is calling himlef allah ahad which means in Arabic Allah is one of and not Allah is one so who are the othere ones? any guesses?

Oh darn it the Arabic! You can ask the moron Zakir naik to translate it for you

>We read the Quran e Karim

ROTFL It is al-Qur'an al-Kareem and stick to Urdu

>To learn from it. I am quoting 9:29 and am using Professor Ahmed Ali's Translation.

Oh Ahmed Ali another wannabe Arab it seems that islam is a big industry in Pakistan right our dear Fazal?

>" Fight those people of the book who do not believe in God and the last day, who do not prohibit what God and his Apostle have forbidden, nor accept divine law, until all of them pay protection tax in submission."

Horrible translation as you shall see

Now Let us see what it says in Arabic

1. Qatiluu al-ladhina means fight those

2. la yu'minuna billahi or those that do not believe in Allah

3. wa la bil yawmi al-akheer means and not (believeing) in the last day

4. wa la yuharimuna means and not forbidding

5. ma harama allahu wa rasuluhu means and what was forbidden by Allah and his rasul

6. wa la yadinuna deen al-haq or and not follow'adhere to the religion of the truth

6. men al-ladhina utuu al-kitan means from those that were given the book

7. hata ya3tu al-jizya means until they give the jizya (this word was read as the mafia tax and I leave it untranslated)

8. 3an yad I will leave this two words untranslated as no one had a clue what thses two words really mean and this wannabe Arab Ahmed Ali thinks that he knows! How shameful

So your Arabian Allah is saying

Fight those that do not believe in Allah

Oh here is my comment: but Allah also say that he is the god of the Jews and Christians right our dear Fazal? as in wa ilahikum wa ilahina wahid right? then the subject here cannot be the Jews and Christians!

And not believing in the last day

Those cannot be the Christians as they believe in yum al-qiyama so what is Allah talking about so far?

And not forbidding what was forbidden by Allah and his messneger

But wait Jews and Christians forbid what Allah forbids but not what Muhammad forbid! Do you know what this means? It means that Muhammad is as important as Allah! So is Muhammad as important as Allah? But I guess you pray to him too as well as your Allah and his angels in Q: 33:56 and if there is a God besides Allah then it is Muhammad! And every time you utter the childdish sala allahu 3alayhi wa salam you are praying to Muhammad! And then you lecture the wrold about this bogus islamic tawheed

And not follow the religion of the turth

Well Allah says that he is the God of the jews and Christians then both Judiasim and Christianity must be also among adyan al-haq or they are also the religions of the truth!

You see I'm not the author of this poor theology I'm only telling you what this aya says something that this bogus translation does not tell you

From those that were given the book

Which book is that? Oh let me see the ignorant Karen Armstrong tell us that ahl al-kitab here must be the Jews and the Christians and your Hindu ancestors and the Buddhists and the Zoroastrians! I guess Allah wanted to make some money

until they give the jizya 3an yad

Oh I did not translate the words jizya but I would say it is a mafia tax for protection but the question is protection against whom? Any guesses? as for the 3an yad no one has a clue what these wto words really means and this wannabe Arab Ahmed Ali thinks he knows! I call this shameful

And do you know what this means? It means that your Allah is saying that you must go out and fight non Muslims! Is this what you want our dear Fazal the wannabe Arab?and it also means that that wannabe Arab Ahmed Ali is editing your Allah words! I smell a fatwa here!

Oh here is your bonus for today:

the word ALDYN was edited by the ulama now it is ALlDhiYNa by adding a shadda and a fatha above the lam and an alif below the dhal and a nuqta above the dal and nuqtatayn below the yeh and a nuqta above the nuun and a fatha above the nuun! What a fadiha (scandal) Allah cannot even spell a perfect Arabic word! So much for the unedited Qur'an

I urge you to leave islam and be free again

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