Typos and the Qur'an!

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Nov 2, 2010 at 07:08

You see our dear Taj al-tablighee we mortals can make mistakes as in typos and spelling mistakes and mistakes in grammar and it seems that your Allah also makes mistakes in all of the above then we mortals are in good company

Oh and he cannot even tell the difference between two perfect Arabic words Islam with a kasra in ayat al-tashreeh and Islami or islamist where we have a yeh at the end and what a scandal

>your inability to hold or express a logical/rational point is amusing at first, and now just plain boring....Yawn....

Oh you want an example?

This is your Allah's rasm

WALARD B3D DHLK DHHA

but no one can read this poor arabic et voila the 3ulama had to EDIT the words of Allah et voila we have

WaALAaDa Ba3Da DHaaLiKa DaHaaHaA

Oh this is the glorious Quranic aya 79: 30 or the earth is flat verse or

And after that he made the earth flat

What a fadiha or scandal human beings are editing Allah's words and Allah is saying that the earth is flat!

But wait this is not all

1. Mistakes in spelling

the Word DaHaaHaA the word had to be corrected by adding a fatha above the dal, and an alif after the hah, and a fatha above the heh

What a scandal

2. mistakes in chronology

the word ba3da (after) should have been ma3a (with) otherwise Allah had no clue about the chronology of his own creation and I'm not the one who is saying that it is your islamic sources

What a fadiha!

3. And here is your bonus for today: Mistakes in science

Your Allah is saying that the earth is FLAT! So is the earth flat?

So you see if we mortals make little typos then we are in good company!

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