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Submitted by ALLAH SPEAKS (India), Apr 29, 2008 at 01:42

My dear incompetent follower TAJ,

My English is broken because most of my incompetent followers speak arabic and other languages.. Very few of my competent followers can actually read , speak and understand english.. When you are more open and tolerant to people of my good friend's faiths (buddha, christ, vishnu and a lot of them) you can learn better english and other languages as well.. If you keep harping about that old senile man's greatness , you know whom i am talking about dont you?, you tend to miss the beautiful things i have created , there are lot more things to do in this world than blow your self up in my name. now i will let you in a little secret.. THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS IN MY GARDEN LIKE 72 VIRGINS WAITING FOR YOU, RIVERS OF WINE ( I AM A NON DRINKER), yes i will guarantee you a place there if you all behave as normal citizens do .. here is a what i want you guys to do..

1) Practice your faith in me , please pray 5 times a day , do it at your home or in the company of like minded people.

2) Kick out any person who claims to me my true follower if he says i am greater than my friends , i have mentioned them above, i dont need you all to press my greatness over others.. we all stay and party together up here.. we want our followers to do the same down here on earth

3) Practice loyalty to your country and abide by the law of the land., contribute to the growth of the country you stay, be productive, adopt progressive technology, i really feel you should forget the autobiography and self glorifying novel which that old senile fool has written ( too much sex and way too much voilence), I am sure you will be accepted widely and appreciated by your country men

4) Be a good parent, sibling and child. dont hide behind compulsory veils , be modest , i dont require you guys to be heavily clothed / maintain a beard or any thing which makes you stand out in the crowd.. i dont want you be a poster boy / lady of my faith.. i will remain in your hearts.

5) ok now this is very important.. say someone draws pics / says something about my faith or insults someone who cliams to be my followers let him be tried according to the law of the land, engage in debate and make him see the light.. ill be more happy that way.. it is down right stupid to cause chaos and destruction in your individual countries.. even more serious crime if you dont reside in the same country... i was very unhappy when i saw the mayhem which was caused when some one drew cartoons on that old senile fool.. we had a good laugh up here... but the repurcussions were very saddening..

6) I DONT WANT TO DOMINATE THE WORLD.. I DONT WANT MY LAW TO BE APPLICABLE WHERE MY FOLLOWERS ARE FEW IN NOS.. I DONT BELIEVE THAT JUST BY INCREASING YOUR NOS BY UNCHECK BIRTH RATES IS GOOD FOR MY FAITH.. LIFE IS PRECIOUS.. GIVE BIRTH ONLY WHEN YOU ARE SURE THAT YOU CAN SUSTAIN HIM...

7) ONE LAST THING.. GET RID OF OSAMA FOR ME!!!! HE IS SPOILING MY REPUTATION UP HERE!!!

PEACE BE ON ALL OF YOU!!!

SEE YOU HERE IF YOU ARE GOOD BOYS.

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