Paging the genius our dear Hamzah al-tablighee and monotheism and other disasters!

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Dec 30, 2021 at 16:01

Our dear Hamzah (sic) wrote

>douchebag

Well, are you aware that Abul Qasim used to bathe in what you would find in a "douchebag"? Oh you do not believe me? google "بئر البضاعة and Muhammad" and check this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sZw7sTbs5o

Oh I forgot you do not know any Arabic may be ask one of your masters the Arabs to translate it for you

See? You need to shut up sometimes

We the readers have a few questions for you and IN YOUR OWN WORDS:

1. Why is monotheism good?

2. Why is polytheism bad?

3. Why is idol worship bad?

4. Why is worshipping an unseen idol (eg: your so called god) good?

5. Kissing a black stone is it good or bad Mr. black stone kisser?

6. Is venerating and worshipping a book called the Quran and a city called Mecca are no more than idol worshipping?

7. If a god prays to a mere human being as in صلى الله عليه وسلم is Shirk and polytheism?

8. If al-Shyatan is my one and only god I'm a monotheism right? Now suppose I have multiple Shayateen that are my gods I'm a polytheist? Which one is good and which one is bad? Think before you open your mouth

The following will not be accepted as reference/evidence:

1. Because Allah and Muhammad said so

2. Because Zakir Naik (whose last name is a vulgar word for sex in Arabic) said so.

3. Your clueless and badly educated Mullah said so

4. Because our dear Abdul who ran away said so

5. Because the "corrupted" books of the Jews and Christians said so

6. Because your mother in-law said so

Now, Go!

Hey, can you invite some of your tablighee friends and let us all laugh together

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