Purim-style Spiel to celebrate Sharon's recovery
Reader comment on item: [After Sharon:] Israeli Politics Will Revert to Its Past

Submitted by orange yonason (United States), Jan 10, 2006 at 02:31

BS"D

And now for something a little bit different.......

Earlier today we read that Sharon was responding to pain stimulus....
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7001826789
How do they do that? Let's have a look, shall we.
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DR. - "Nurse, Pass me a needle please."
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NURSE - "32 guage?"
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DR. - "Make it a 16."
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NURSE - "Here you are, Dr."
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DR. - "Thank you, nurse. All right, Mr. Sharon, can you feel this?"
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SHARON - "OUCH! You Son of a......."
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DR.. - "Nurse, make a note that the patient is sensitive to light pain."
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SHARON - "Light Pain?! You Saddist! Where do you live? Your community is next!"
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DR. - "Nurse, another needle please. A little larger this time."
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NURSE - "How's an 8 guage?"
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SHARON - "I'm Warning you!!"
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DR. - "Better make it a double-aught."
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NURSE - "Here you are, Dr." (aside: "Sorry Mr. Sharon.")
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SHARON - "No! No! I take it back. Your community is safe! You can stay where you are! Just don't stick me again!"
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DR. - "Nurse, make a note that the patient is becoming more responsive."
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NURSE - "Yes, Dr. But is there hope?"
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DR. - "Not unless he changes his approach to gov...., uh,......oh, you meant him?"
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NURSE - "Yes, Dr."
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DR. - "Well, let's just say he's more likely to survive, than Israel is to come to it's senses."
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NURSE - "In other words, we're not out of the woods yet?"
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DR. - "Not by a long shot."

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And, in case Sharon reads this and still doesn't, "get the point," it's just: please, STAY OUT OF POLITICS FROM NOW ON!

But, more importantly right now: Thank G-d you are getting better. Keep it up till you have a Refuah Shleimah, Arik. May it be soon.

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