Our dear samer and Jesus in the Qur'an

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Aug 23, 2008 at 09:14

Our dear samer who is a victim of Arabian imperialism

Well let us check this little gem

>"Surely The Messiah, son of Mary was no more than a messenger;

Your Allah is saying in Arabic a language that you cannot read or write: ma al-maseeh ibni maryam ila rasulan or Jesus the son of maryam is only a messenger but notice that Allah uses the loan Hebrow word nabi which is used in the Qur'an for Biblical prophets only so why is he using the word rasul instead? Oh I forgot jesus was Muslim (sic)

But wait in Allah's confused theology he also tells that Jesus was a special rasul because:

1. He was mufadil and no I do not tarnslate Arabic for wannabe arabs like you and sorry your Allah's book is in Arabic and not Urdu

2. He was given al-bayanat what ever that is

3. He was able to create life somehing that Abul Qasim was not allowed to do oh Abul Qasim was allowed to be an Arabian warlord and caravan raider who was to share 1/5 of the loot with Allah

4. Jesus was able to cure the blind and the leper. Right? Which would make either a good doctor which he was not or God so congratualtions our dear Samerbut it seems that Jesus is your Allah.

5. And Allah al-makkar rafa3ahu or he lifted Jesus to Allah's little abode which means tha Jesus did not die. Do you know what this means? Only a God does not die after all your Allah says in the Qur'an that you cannot read in Arabic (remember adna and bitaanah Mr. Ignorant?) after all your Allah says that only all mortals die. So congratulations our dear samer but it seems that jesus is really your Allah.

Oh there is more Muhammad? he was a caravn raider and an arabian warlord and nothing more

many were Messengers that passed away before him. And his mother is a believer, they both used to eat food (While God does not eat food).

where does it say in the aya: wa ina allah la ya'kul al-ta3am or while God does not eat food

Do you know what this means?:

1. It means that you are editing your Allah's little book so are you editing your Allah's little book?

2. Or that you do not know Arabic and you just plagiarized a bogus translation which you did and your source is Pickthall. Which makes you a plagiarist

3. Or you know that such words do not exist in the aya and you just added them which makes you a liar which you are anyway

4. Your Allah describes himself as makkar or he who decieves right?Then how do you know that when Jesus was eating food then this was no more than makr ?

5. Oh I love Picktahll translation wher he wrote: earlthly food. So what heavenly food does your Allah eat? and is it halal food? and does he eat his food while sitting on his little 3Arsh or throne and no not the one with the bidet.

What a fake

>Look how We make the signs clear to them, yet look how they are deluded away (from the truth)" (Quran 5:75

And where does it sayin the above aya: min al-haqiqa? Shame on you for posting poor and tendentious translations

And now back to the prophets of your Allah. So your Allah says:

1. In Q2:285we make no division between any of his messengers

2. Then your Allah as usaual changes his mind in Q17:55 says: we have prefered some prophets over others

So your claim is bogus and your Allah's theology is confused as ever.

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