Why not members of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Submitted by FSM (Canada), Aug 16, 2009 at 22:39

I adhere to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster; when do I get my "True Believers only" special swim? I mean, none of you have been blessed in so much to be touched by his noodley appendage. Seriously, where does it end?

Suggestion: Go see religulous. Everyone should quit being slaves to religion, and ban it's influence in society. What happens when Muslims outnumber Christians in the US? What then? Democracy is tyranny of the majority... there will be hell to pay! Better now to strictly limit church and state merging, and be sure to force assimilation, ban multiple marriages, and send anyone home that doesn't want to be part of a free and democratic society.

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