Turkey in the Straw, Socked by Schaeuble in the Jaw

Submitted by Alana (Canada), Jul 5, 2013 at 03:14

Ankara, Istanbul, Van, part of Daar al-Islam?

Said Erdogan, to a man.

Non-swimmers can't handle we'd sink in the channel, so in EU we'll be banned.

Mysterious, insidious, Anatolia

Where else would lokum be quite as sweet?

Soon to be no stranger in a weird EU

Searching for a familiar Black Sea face

In Anatolia we're Islamic based

Europeans aren't so fond of Anatolia

Token ground no work just play

Dear little fantasy but not so sound

Turkey will not be European I'll be bound

To slap that snobbish EU in the face.

Ankara, Istanbul, Van

They're part of Daar al-Islam

If Erdogan pray , begs Europe to stay,

Schaeuble will "nein" und sagt "nay."

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