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Prashant: Breast Feeding of the Adult and the Goat that ate the Quran, and more Disasters

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Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Dec 27, 2022 at 16:38

Tablighees from India and Pakistan tell us: "Brother, Salem, the subject of this hadith, drank or may be sipped the breast milk. He did not suckle because it is Haram, brother."

Well, a bit of Arabic:

1. The word "He Drinks" in Arabic is: يشرب or Yashrab.

2. The word "He Sips" in Arabic is: يحتسي or Yahtasi

3. The word "He Suckles" is: يرضع or Yarda'

Here is what Abul Qasim aka Quthm aka Muhammad told the woman to do with the Salem guy: "أرضعيه"

Or "Suckle/Breastfeed him" and you will not find "Sip" or "Drink."

Here is the Hadith from Ibn Maja


You don't believe me? Read the translation, which is rather good

Now if you provide the above to an Indian or Pakistani Tablighee, he will tell you: Brother, but this Hadith is Da'eef or "Weak."

Well this Hadith is "Sahih"!

Next the Tablighee will declare that he is Qur'an only Muslims, Mashallah.

More disasters?

In Hadith number 1944 Ibn Maja tells us:

لَقَدْ نَزَلَتْ آيَةُ الرَّجْمِ وَرَضَاعَةُ الْكَبِيرِ عَشْرًا وَلَقَدْ كَانَ فِي صَحِيفَةٍ تَحْتَ سَرِيرِي فَلَمَّا مَاتَ رَسُولُ اللَّهِ ـ صلى الله عليه وسلم ـ وَتَشَاغَلْنَا بِمَوْتِهِ دَخَلَ دَاجِنٌ فَأَكَلَهَا ‏.‏

This can be rendered as: "The Verse of Stoning" and "The Verse of Breastfeeding of the adult 10 times (which means that the Salem guy will have to be breastfed not once or twice but 10 times, Mashallah!)" and the verses were in a page (read this as written in a page) under my bed and when the messenger of Allah May Allah pray upon him and salute, died and we were busy (because of his death) a Dajin (Sheep/Goat) entered and ate the page!

The Goat ate the Qur'an! What a disaster and this is why we do not have either verse in today's Qur'an

It is their books, and not us kuffar that tell us about these disasters

Here is the hadith and the English translation is good.


Last, more comedy? Check hadith 1942 where Muhammad says قَالَ ‏ "‏ لاَ تُحَرِّمُ الْمَصَّةُ وَالْمَصَّتَانِ ‏"‏ ‏.‏

Or he (Muhammad) said: (Only) one or two suckling does not forbid.

What does this mean? Only Allahu A'lam but the lucky Salem guy will have to be suckled 10 times

Here is the hadith


This very well explain why is every tablighee and his cousin "Qur'an only" Muslim.


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