Allah is a Zionist! Oh my evidence? The Qur'an

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Dec 11, 2012 at 13:01

Our dear slayhy who lives in Montreal among kuffar and whose Hindu ancestors were brutalized by islam and Muslims and 90M were killed raped and enslaved by his masters the Muslims wrote this gem

Arabs are still Exists

Sure and so are wannabe Arabs like you so what?

The Zionist will leave the land soon, a promise given to us by God

Not really. Your Allah is a Zionist. Oh I'm shocked! My evidence?: You need to read one more time this post by me the big time kafir ashrurak ya Allah

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Jan 1, 2012 at 17:55

Our dear slayhy whose Hindu ancestors were brutalized by islam and he is now a follower of دين الارهاب ورسول الارهاب ورب الارهاب

Oh darn it the Arabic: well you can ask one of your Arab masters to translate it for you right or are you shy to tell them that you do not know any Arabic the language of Allah?

>Don't be happy and don't think it is a blessing that you have a nation now after 2000 years, because God's intention is to destroy you all, as He promised in the Quran when He will gather you all in the Holy Land.

But our dear slayhy el-tablighee your Allah says يبني اسرآءيل اذكروا نعمتي التي انعمت عليكم واني فضلتكم على العلمين

tsk....tsk....tsk... poor spelling of perfect Arabic words so the first word: so is this how you spell the word يبني O glorious madrassa graduate? Let me fix this poor spelling: يابني and is this how you spell the word العلمين O glorious madrassa graduate? Let me fix this poor spelling: العالمين

What a disaster Allah cannot even spell perfect Arabic words but the brazen Ulama come to the rescue by EDITING Allah's poor spelling so next time when you dish out the tablighee BS that the Qur'an does not have any mistakes in spelling and no human has touched it think of العلمين و يبني and what a scandal a big time kafir like me is fixing Quranic Arabic

Oh so your Allah is saying

1. He Allah that is he is reminding the Jews that he loves them and they are his favorite nation

2. He also says that such favor he التي انعمت عليكم or he bestowed upon the Jews!

Oh let us turn to surat al-fatiha where it says صراط الذين انعمت عليكم or the path of those that he bestowed favors upon them must be the Jews!

So now we know that much! Oh الضالين must be the Christians and the المغضوب عليهم or those that allah is angry with must be the Muslims! No wonder that many Muslims are uneducated, poor, sick and they die young

Israel? It is a prosperous country! Thank you Allah!

So congratulations our dear slayhy el-tablighee but Allah is angry at you! Now it is your chance to leave islam and be free again

3. Allah must be a Zionist as he loves the Jews and the Jewish nation is his favorite nation: Sobahallah Allah is a Zionist

How come you did not know that our dear slayhy?

Or did Alah change his mind as in الناسخ والمنسوخ or the big disaster of the Allah changing his mind doctrine?

4. There is no doubt with Allah little al-qada' wa al-qadr and with so many Jews winning the Noble Prize and the standrad of living in Isreal is far higher than that in let us say Pakistan Allah indeed is a Zionist

5. Oh if you do not like it so when we do lunch with him tell him that you do not like the Jews! He is not going to be happy and there will be no 72 virgins or the boys of Allah's little heaven for you

Oh in Q9:97 الاعراب اشد كفرا ونفاقا where Allah tells us that your masters the Arabs are kuffar and hypocrites!

What a scandal Allah loves the Jews and he hates the Arabs! Why is that our dear slayhy? and how come you did not know all of this? Could it be because you are and you must pardon me ignorant? or you knew and you were hoping that we kuffar do not know this quranic disaster?

Oh there is more in Q5:21 يقوم ادخلوا الارض المقدسة or Allah is saying that the Jews should enter the Holy Land which he assigned to them! Sobhanallah Allah is saying that the Jews should enter and live in the land of Israel becuase he says so

Oh there is more then he says التي كتب الله لكم or Allah is saying that he ASSIGNED the holy land to them!

Sobhanallah Allah is a Zionist

Then Allah says that فانها محرمة عليهم اربعين سنة or the holy land is forbidden for 40 years and I'm sure you agree with me our dear slayhy el-tablighee but it has been more than 40 years since the Exodus

So congratulations our dear slayhy but your Arabian Allah is saying that Israel belongs to his favorite nation the Jews and that he does not like your masters the Arabs

For the readers: the 40 years is what historians call a topos and it really mean a long time and the number fourty was used in the Middle East in the late antique period to denote a long period and no more

Allah is a zionist! What a disaster so do you disagree with Allah our dear slayhy? A yes or no will do

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