Reality over perceptions
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Submitted by Chet Limbright (United States), Apr 1, 2009 at 23:04

Perceptions are important but reality is more important, I have written this scenario that reflects what I sincerely believe is about to happen.

New York Times

NEWS FLASH

OBAMA / OSAMA SUMMIT TO BE HELD AT UNDISCLOSED LOCATION… The most historic event since President Nixon's visit to China.

The New York Times editorial staff has confirmed the historical meeting is to be held at an undisclosed location somewhere near the Pakistan/Afghanistan border. Undisclosed sources have confirmed that extensive security preparations are ongoing in preparation for the meeting.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton recent gift of 900 hundred million dollars to the Hamas in the Gaza seems to have been the catalyst inspiring this meeting. Leaders from both the Taliban and al-Qaida will attend, Emir Osama bin Laden, Dr. Ayman al Zawahiri, and Mulla Mohammed Omar head of the Supreme Council of Afghanistan plan to attend the Obama/ Osama summit.

Reports coming out of the State Department have detailed Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's feverishly working on her speech titled 'Peace In Our Time' to be given at a special meeting of the United Nations. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton knows that the eyes of the world will be on her. Secretary Clinton stated that this proposed agreement is in keeping with President Obama's commitment to reach out to the world's Muslims!

Unnamed sources are telling the Times Editorial Staff that a tentative agreement has already been made that will include both political and economic recognition of both al-Qaida and the Taliban and the agreement will provide the foundation of an al-Qaida/ Taliban state that will be created by annexing the Western third of Pakistan, and the Eastern third of Afghanistan, forming a new Islamic caliphate to be named later. Arab League Leaders are already heralding the event as the largest Islamic advancement since the birth of Mohammed 'peace be upon him'.

Sources are stating the Dr. Ayman al Zawahiri number two in al-Qaida after hearing the sincerity of President Obama's Jan 28 2009 speech on Al Arabiya, the prominent Arab satellite TV when he said. "To the Muslim world, we seek a new way forward, based on mutual interest and mutual respect." Sources are saying that it was Dr. Ayman al Zawahiri that convinced Osama bin Laden to attend and support the upcoming history breaking summit.

Taliban Leader Mullah Mohammed Omar said "that he thought that he was hallucinating when the Arch Angel Gabriel came to him in his prayers while hiding in a cave away from the predator dome aircraft seeking him in the mountains. He said he heard Gabriel say' the anointed one has come. He has ascended to a position of great power in the land of the great satin, follow him as he has been chosen by Allah". He was also enamored with President Obama's offer to sleep over in the Lincoln bedroom.

Secretary Clintons' said President Obama's message of self-criticism and restraint, diplomacy and peace and partnership over unilateralism resonates with the vast majority of Muslims who like Americans, want peace, not war, security not instability and terrorism, as well as leadership based on partnership not unilateralism. But they also want to see a respect that is reflected in even-handedness and justice.

Secretary Clinton said in keeping with President Obama's desire for even-handedness and justice for Muslims,she said "she did not see a problem in relocating Israel to another undisclosed part of the world, as the Muslim world has asked her to do. She said, "you can not overlook the desires of over one billion people for the rights of five million", she further stated "that for expedience she would be willing to join with the Muslim community in supporting a U.N. resolution 666 to deny the holocaust ever happened thus garnering the support of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton stated that congressional leaders Reid and Pelosi have guaranteed passage of this historic legislation within ten days of its presentation to congress. Senator Reid said "Republican Senators Susan Collins, Olympia J. Snowe, and Alan Specter were salivating at the idea of supporting the Democrat majority on the historic peace accord".

Later she stated that she had already floated the new Peace in Our Time Proposal to the Liberal Socialist Jewish American community and has received their overwhelming support. She admits that the four trillion dollar commitment to the newly formed Taliban/al-Qaida caliphate State is large; she stated "the cost of peace is high", the interest payments on a program of this nature will be suspended in favor of a small facilitation fee to be charged by Muslim Sharia bankers who will finance the Multi-Trillion dollar peace investment. She stated that giving the Arab league a permanent rotating seat on the UN Security council was keeping with President Obama's pledge of security not instability and terrorism

Secretary Clinton emphasized that she had the support of the Arab Muslim nations and the other Muslim nations; she said "they have all unanimously agreed to sign a permanent peace agreement when the last Jew leaves Palestine. She said the Muslim oil producing nations have agreed to a fifty-five dollar peg placed on the price for a barrel of oil for the next twenty five years, giving President Obama's Green energy initiative time to succeed. She said that the Muslims have assured her that they will adhere to the peace agreement the same way "Prophet Mohammed kept his peace agreements".

Secretary Clinton said she was somewhat perplexed by one condition of the new peace agreement sought by the Taliban leadership the request that 50,000 female goats be shipped annually to the newly formed Taliban/al Qaida state.

Chet Limbright

I love my country but fear my government

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