Waiting period

Submitted by Jon Brooks (United States), Mar 28, 2008 at 13:46

Now that the film has been released it would be my suggestion to the various Islamic countries to initiate a 5-day waiting period for the purchase of suicide bomb vests. After all in western countries where one can still buy a gun, there is a mandatory waiting period and I feel this should apply to the purchase of suicide vests too. Plus another warning to Islamic countries: dont buy any ammo from that firm in florida. The VP is a licensed masseuse and it will grate against your morals.

Oh yeah almost forgot, disinfect your water with those chlorine tanks first, then... strap whats left to the IEDs. You dont want to go blow somebody up, gas them and then go home and drink tainted water, do you?

lastly soak those American, Israeli and Dutch flags in "kerosene" not gasoline, that way you won't catch yourself on fire due to the quick spreading of fumes. See, and you thought we didnt have your welfare and mental well being on our minds.

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