Not Israel, Luxemburg

Submitted by LDC (United States), Jun 2, 2007 at 16:50

I have it from a reliable source (the senior member of an alien spacecraft that abducted me once--I'm sorry, just too painful to discuss further) that It was actually a hand-picked group of midget skin-heads from Luxemburg masquerading as Arab men. Their motive? Something to do with the Trilateral Commission, I think. Either that or global warming.

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