Some misquotes I'd like to see

Submitted by Dave (United States), Aug 28, 2022 at 09:28

-Mahmoud Abbas: "You know, seeing that the Holocaust was very traumatic for the Jews, and respecting Jewish historical rights, I think that we should stop rewarding suicide bombers and honestly recognize Israel".
-Vladimir Putin: "After painful consideration over all the tragic loss of life, we've decided to respect Ukrainian sovereignty, and to withdraw our forces".
-President Biden: "Given that world population stands at eight billion, I think it's time we acknowledged that we can't realistically accommodate everyone, so I'm reinstating the Trump era border policies and completing the wall".
-Bernie Sanders: "Recent calculations from leading economists show that even if we tax the hell out of all those billionaires, multi-trillion dollar social spending projects are simply unsustainable".
-Donald Trump: "I just want to apologize for being careless with government documents and to admit that my vanity got the better of me in refusing to accept the results of the 2020 election".
-Sarah Eltantawi: "After careful review, and despite my sharp ideological disagreements, I've concluded that Campus Watch and Dr. Pipes do a very good job when it comes to accurate reporting of quotes and information in general".

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