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The Qur'an and Tafaseer (pl of Tafsir) al-Qur'an are full of disasters! This time Allah looking for a woman!

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in response to reader comment: When the context is worse than the verse

Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Jul 17, 2018 at 07:18

Prashant you wrote:

>Miss Haider says that to prove her friends who would point out 'horrible' verses of the quran to her wrong, she started studying the Quran to understand the context of these horrible verses. She often found that the context was worse!

Here is a real disaster:

لو اردنا ان نتخذ لهوا لاتخذناه من لدنا ان كنا فاعلين

This can be rendered as: (Allah is saying) If we want to take woman (for fun) we would take/find (her) from OURS if we would do it (read this as have sex with the woman from heaven and have a child)!

Again Muhammad was not a smart theologian but he was really saying that Allah would not have a child but if he wishes to have a child then he will have sex with a woman from OURS!

So who are the OURS or those that Allah can have sex with? As usual al-Mufasereen come to the rescue and it is sordid and funny and here is Tafsir al-Jalalyin and it is a very revered Sunni Tafsir and this is how al-Jalalyin deals with this disaster

من عندنا

From OURS! So who are the OURS? Are you ready?

من حور العين والملاءكة

Or the "black eyed women" or the virgins of Allah's heaven and the angels!

This means that Allah must be a man with penis and testicles and he can have sex but he will have it with the virgins of his heaven and the angels! What a disaster! Can you imagine Gabriel getting pregnant with the son of Allah?

The Tafsir is worse than the verse itself But again Muhammad was a very poor theologian


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