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Reader comment on item: Is Israel Victory Still Needed?
in response to reader comment: Congratulations to Dr. Pipes on an Israeli victory

Submitted by Jeff (United States), Nov 28, 2020 at 18:15

Oh, Omnipotent One, we praise you for your victory over the Palestinians (which hasn't really happened, but what the heck). Please, in your omnipotence, hold back your mighty hand and do not simply kill them all. I could tell you were thinking about it (that is, finishing off the few Palestinians left alive after their plight that resembled the Holocaust).

Also, since the 2 state solution is dead (well, not really) please create an Arab victory despite their having got beat up in war after war that they themselves started. Just make any Arab who calls himself a Palestinian a citizen of Israel with full voting rights. Because unlike its neighbors Israel is an actual democracy, two or three elections down the road Israel will be Palestine. And not a democracy.

Since the GCC and the Arab League are as alive as they've ever been, please, in your omnipotence, make my fever dream come true and create a neat new country, the United States of Abrahamia, from Egypt to Yemen. Let Israel, soon to be Palestine, run the show. The Sunni and Shia of Abrahamia will end their 1400 year old war, make nice with religious minorities and start worrying mainly about climate change.

By the way, how did you get to be so powerful? Is it blasphemy for me to think you are that powerful?


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