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in response to reader comment: Congratulations to Dr. Pipes on an Israeli victory

Submitted by Jeff (United States), Nov 28, 2020 at 18:15

Oh, Omnipotent One, we praise you for your victory over the Palestinians (which hasn't really happened, but what the heck). Please, in your omnipotence, hold back your mighty hand and do not simply kill them all. I could tell you were thinking about it (that is, finishing off the few Palestinians left alive after their plight that resembled the Holocaust).

Also, since the 2 state solution is dead (well, not really) please create an Arab victory despite their having got beat up in war after war that they themselves started. Just make any Arab who calls himself a Palestinian a citizen of Israel with full voting rights. Because unlike its neighbors Israel is an actual democracy, two or three elections down the road Israel will be Palestine. And not a democracy.

Since the GCC and the Arab League are as alive as they've ever been, please, in your omnipotence, make my fever dream come true and create a neat new country, the United States of Abrahamia, from Egypt to Yemen. Let Israel, soon to be Palestine, run the show. The Sunni and Shia of Abrahamia will end their 1400 year old war, make nice with religious minorities and start worrying mainly about climate change.

By the way, how did you get to be so powerful? Is it blasphemy for me to think you are that powerful?

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Reader comments (24) on this item

Title Commenter Date Thread
Congratulations to Dr. Pipes on an Israeli victory [261 words]
w/response from Daniel Pipes
Debanjan BanerjeeNov 23, 2020 22:59261690
Short-Sighted Patronization of 'Palestinian' Political Intrigues [368 words]M ToveyNov 24, 2020 17:07261690
2Dumb [81 words]AnonNov 26, 2020 03:12261690
My regards to Mr Anon [344 words]Debanjan BanerjeeNov 27, 2020 22:02261690
Really most sincerely dumb [226 words]JeffNov 28, 2020 18:15261690
Redundancy of United Nations Security Council [491 words]M ToveyOct 14, 2020 18:35260974
A Post American Premise of Freedom in the Middle East [231 words]M ToveyNov 20, 2020 13:27260974
Serious Question for Mr. Pipes--Two Critical Elements Missing From the Discussion--Why? [232 words]
w/response from Daniel Pipes
JPatriot18Oct 11, 2020 22:49260937
Gestures toward Palestinians [13 words]AlbertOct 11, 2020 08:52260924
1The benefits of Israel [76 words]MohitOct 10, 2020 21:06260913
Unite and Conquer [354 words]DaveOct 8, 2020 20:58260886
1Best to avoid a military "victory" over Palestine [473 words]
w/response from Daniel Pipes
Mike J.Oct 8, 2020 16:55260884
Military Victory was implied [151 words]
w/response from Daniel Pipes
John in MichiganOct 13, 2020 00:02260884
A Thousand Percent Correct [12 words]Gary SackOct 8, 2020 16:49260883
1It Could be Worse [132 words]Barry BlackOct 8, 2020 14:30260881
Israel's "Victory" Can Only Happen One Way [258 words]Mike RamirezOct 8, 2020 13:40260880
1Cycle of Incompetence [113 words]Adam POct 8, 2020 06:10260875
2The thing with "good-will gestures" towards the so-called Palestinians, is that there's no end to them but the destruction of Israel [85 words]AnonOct 8, 2020 05:39260873
I fear the necessary victory will not be peaceful one. [297 words]Peter HallOct 12, 2020 04:41260873
1Israel and peace [218 words]dhimmi no moreOct 13, 2020 08:17260873
1The problem with Books [149 words]Peter HallOct 14, 2020 05:31260873
Peter: sermo urbanus v sermo plebeius the Arabs and books and language [450 words]dhimmi no moreOct 15, 2020 18:39260873
2This is what their books say! [143 words]dhimmi no moreOct 16, 2020 09:05260873
2The most recent atrocity in France committed by a Muslim terrorist and free speech! [559 words]dhimmi no moreOct 19, 2020 08:31260873

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