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How to Save our President from the Just Wrath of the Offended Iranian Leader

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Submitted by Anatoly Tsaliovich (United States), Jul 1, 2009 at 01:15

Let us hope and pray that the following IMMEDIATE actions could save our President and the Iran appeasement process.

1. Our President must immediately and publicly express his apologies to the mullahs for insulting them. A special apology is due personally to the Iranian President for the friendship letter that the US President sent to his boss, while not copying the Mr. Ahmadinedjad in the distribution (this is not confirmed).
To compensate Iranian people for the harm incurred, the US President should offer personally to clean Mr. Ahmadinedjad's house (the toilet cleaning is negotiable) and take out the garbage.

2. Mr. Obama should immediately reject his past misguided Sunni and Christian allegiances, repent, adopt the only true religion of peace — Shiitism, and pledge all of this 3d- world- country (USA) capabilities to speed up the return in our time of the Hidden Imam Mahdi with his company of chosen ones .

3. The former president Carter must be dispatched to Tehran to push for reconciliation, since he has great practical experience working with that county's politicians. His work will be easier if he will unequivocally blame the Jews and the Zionist entity for misleading the American Government, and pledge temporary insanity which led our President to a terrible misstep.

4. United States should also compensate both warring parties in Iran, by giving each one nuclear weapons (the exact number of atomic bombs given to each party should be negotiated at the United Nations forum, but in any case, it should be sufficient to wipe Israel off the map).

Only then the American Great Satan may start praying for forgiveness! However, the Little Satan will still be not forgiven.

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