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In the year 2167

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Submitted by PezDispenser (Israel), Jun 21, 2017 at 15:33

On June 5, 2167, President Quinoa III declared that "it is long past time to get the sides together around the negotiating table to sign a final settlement. The Palestinians and Israelis have no choice but to live side by side, together in everlasting serenity and blissful cooperation.

Yes, it is true that the Palestinians have continued in their attempts to destroy Israel in the past two centuries, including a crafty attempt to 'borrow' a few nano-nuclear weapons for 'safe keeping' from the brotherly state of West Syriraq. Very sad! But not a deal breaker!

In addition, Secretary of State (and former chairman of Urban Hoverboard Inc.) Han Carrie has the full trust of both parties and is confident that this 91st round of negotiations will be the very very very last one before a full peace agreement is signed. Believe me!"

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