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Easter in the Qur'an! What a disaster and the Quranic disaster Q20:63 and other sordid matters

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Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Apr 27, 2014 at 11:44

So our dear Amin who is a follower of al-Ahmadiyya which is regarded by his Arab masters as no more than Kufr right our dear Amin? So congratulations our dear Amin but you are a kafir like us proud kuffar

And what a disaster Ibn Kathir tells Muslims to write the Quranic disaster Q20:63 as ان هذان لساحران but recite it as ان هذين لساحران which means that he is telling Muslims to play pretend and become liars

What a disaster

Oh and it seems that your Arab masters did not even know if the word ان (in the Quranic disaster in hadhan lasahiran) is ان or is it نعم so which word is it our dear Amin you tell us and the reason is the Ulama realized that a way to get rid of this disaster is to get rid rid of the word in or ان and replace it with نعم

How come you did not know that? What a disaster the Ulama are editing the poor grammar of Allah

So which word is it our dear Amin is it ان or is it نعم or yes

And while we are waiting for your answer let us read ibn Kathir's exegesis of Q3:55

أَمَاتَهُ اللَّه ثَلَاثَة أَيَّام ثُمَّ بَعَثَهُ ثُمَّ رَفَعَهَا

Or Allah got Jesus to die FOR THREE DAYS then got him resurrected then he lifted him up!

What a disaster Allah is saying as per Ibn Kathir that Jesus indeed died, so did Jesus die our dear Amin?, for three days and then he did rise from the death and then Allah lifted him up

What a disaster but it seems that them Nassara were right after all

Oh more disasters? the Ulama tell us that Hadhan Lasahiran is any of the folliowing

1. هذان لساحران

2. هذان لهما ساحران what a disaster what happened to the word لهما was it also eaten by a hungry goat like the one that ate ayat al-Rajm?

3. ذان لساحران

4. هذان ساحران

5. ذان الا ساحران

So which one is it our dear Amin?

For the readers; Muslim grammarians tried every possible trick to explain Quranic disaster with no luck

Oh one final question for you our dear Amin: Is it true that Mirza Ghulam died from diarrhea in a bathroom and where was Allah when you need him?


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