Some other anodyne news reports

Submitted by Dave (United States), Jun 9, 2022 at 19:30

-President Lincoln assassinated by lonely confederate sympathizer
-Former marine sharpshooter with psychological challenges assassinates President Kennedy
-Revered Islamic scholar plots attack on Twin Towers
-Visually handicapped sheik inspires bumbled Twin Tower attack
-Neighbors describe Adolf Hitler as a humble house painter with big dreams
-Genghis Khan impresses his hometown tribesmen with his success
-Josef Stalin, Georgian son of a cobbler and cleaning lady who led the Soviet Union, dies
-Pontius Pilate, a Roman prefect wrestling with anger management issues, condemns Jewish upstart

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