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The Meaning of the Cosmological Whiteness of the Houri

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Submitted by Gamaliel (United States), Apr 6, 2017 at 09:29

In order to understand the profound concept of Cosmological Whiteness we only need to think like radical leftist Islamist apologizing professors.

Islam as we all know is very very good. Whiteness we all know is very very bad. According to the great Imam Abū 'Īsá Muḥammad ibn ‛Īsá as-Sulamī aḍ-Ḍarīr al-Būghī at-Tirmidhī Houris are white. Houris the gift to Jihadis in paradise are white.

That can't be! White is bad and Jihadis are good very very good. This is very disturbing and upsetting to a radical leftist Islamist apologizing professor. What to do?

Have an epiphany! The Houris weren't white, they were black. They were only cosmologically white in the old un-elightened racist conception of white purity.

Whew we can all feel better now.

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