I have already noted at "Saddam Hussein Made Me a Movie Star" how the Iraqi dictator had me "starring" in a documentary titled In Shifting Sands: The Truth About UNSCOM and the Disarming of Iraq. Now I have even more exciting news to report. Islamists don't relegate me to a boring old documentary but feature me as the star of big-budget action movies. I can't do better than to post their fantasy posters. I wonder if Hollywood or Hong Kong will now come calling.
(March 1, 2005)