For our dear M&M and could you ask Michel about Quranic metamorphosis
Submitted by dhimmi no more (United States), Mar 11, 2007 at 14:55
You must make our dear michel aware on his little trip to the little mosque that your Allah changed Michel's Jewish ancestors to monkeys (see Q2:65) and to monkeys and pigs (Q5:59)!
But wait if Michel is not a monkey this would mean that your allah is either:
1. Allah was not able to change humans into pigs and monkeys and in this case he is not omnipotent.
2. Or Michel is indeed a moneky but as he is not one as far as I know and in this case your Allah was making things up.
So which one is it our dear M&M?
And now if you read Q5:59 and the two words monkeys and pigs in Arabic
al-qirarada wa al-khanazeer
Your Allah is poor as the plural for the word Qurd or Monkey is al-Quruud! Ooops Allah made a mistake in basic Arabic grammar. So much for the Qur'an written in 3Arabi faseeh!
So maybe Michel sould be aware that his friend will be checking for a tail!
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