FOLLOW THE MONEY....

Submitted by DONVAN (United States), Sep 8, 2006 at 16:41

FOR SALE: AMERICAN ACADEMIA-PRICE REDUCED: DO YOU HAVE AN INDEFENSIBLE THEOCRATIC TOLTALITARIAN IDEOLOGY IN NEED OF ACADEMIC JUSTIFICATION?

jUST SEND $20 MILLION US DOLLARS AND WE, THE INTELLECTUAL PROSTITUTES OF AMERICA, WILL LEGITIMATE, VALIDATE, TEACH AND ADVOCATE YOUR IDEOLOGY IN AMERICAN COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES. THATS RIGHT FOLKS, FOR A MINOR INVESTMENT, WE WILL DISCREDIT AMERICAN VALUES, DEMONIZE AMERICAN LEADERS, DECONSTRUCT THE SO-CALLED AMERICAN EXPERIMENT IN INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS,INDEPENDENCE,FREEDOM.

BUT WAIT! THERES MORE! SINCE THE AMERICANS REALLY BELIEVE THAT COLLEGIALITY WILL MODERATE THE RADICAL ISLAMICS, THEY ACTUALLY BELIEVE WHAT WE TELL THEM AND WILL PAY US TO PROMOTE YOUR IDEOLOGY,NO MATTER HOW OUTRAGEOUS. DON'T DELAY, CALL-1-800-SCREW AMERICA.

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