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Ayatollah Vrs the Pope -reported speech

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Submitted by Harrak (Canada), Jan 21, 2006 at 10:58

A reported speech between the pope and the Ayatollah.

The pope: Quran is the word of your so called god and can not be adapted

The Ayatollah: So is the case of the old testament as your god says the 10 comandments in the form of: "..thy shall not lie etc.."

The pope: Well my god says thy shall not Kill and your god says kill

The Ayatollah: my god says kill who kill you and that is an eye for an eye and you have the same thing in the bible.

The Pope: Yes but how about polygamy, you guys say it is ok and that is against the westeren values and the values of democracy..hum!

The Ayatollah: we have allowed 4 wives and that is if one can afford financially and emotionally. At least our prophet has less wives than solomon. You guys glorify your prophets who had 1000 wives and blame us about 4. That is just double standards like in the question of palestine, so we got used to it.

The Pope: you guys want to kill the infidels and all your Islamic history was all wars..

The Ayatollah: We had less wars than yours. King David slew Gulaya and massive masacres occured. that had more victims that all the history of Islam. That is without adding the wars in Europe.

The Pope: Your religion encourages violence and goes against the chosen people of god, the children of Israel.

The Ayatollah: No we lived with the Jews in peace for long untill you guys decided to get rid of them. You I mean Europeans. I agree they are the chosen people of their god and we are the chosen the people of our god so what!

The pope: That is antisemitic! you can be sued

The Ayatollah: I am an Arab, I can not be anti-myself Arabs are descendents of Sam, don't you know? Europeans and Russian who arranged to exports their Jewish citizens are the ones who are antisemitic.

The pope: but why you say that infidels are going to hell?

The Ayatollah: Because you say the same and the Jews say we are Goyeem. Second class. and by the way that is a Sunni Wahabi view. The Wahabi made in USA. Even us Shiites we are infidels according to the Wahabism fabricated in Britain.

The Pope: You Shiites want to make an Islamic bomb in Iran, I mean Nukes

The Ayatollah: How about the Jewish , the Chirstian, the Hindu, the Budhist and the Sunni bombs??

The pope: We do not trust, you may use them!

The Ayatollah: we are the ones who should not trust you, you used them already in Japan. Not only that, but the French president treatened to use the nuke, we have the right to develop Shiite Nukes to protect our selves from the Christian and other Nukes??

The pope: your women are just stupid to put the scarf, cover their head with the diepers

The Ayatollah: so are your nuns....

The pope: The west may throw bombs at you and wipe you out of the map..

The Ayatollah: Dying is martyrdom and living is a victory and between the two there will be chaos.

That was a scenario of discussion based on the views fromvchristian friends and how they were answered by muslim friends. I thought to make that piece for you..

I welcome you comments

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