Dr. Moonbat Predicts

Submitted by Dave, Aug 19, 2017 at 16:23

Assuming the liberal-left agenda prevails, the following will happen:

-Israel will return to the '47 lines and will be immediately recognized by all Muslim authorities, who will unilaterally disarm. All conflicts in the region will end.

-Israel will allow repatriation of all refugees, and Arabs and Jews will dance and sing Kumbaya in the streets. Israel will be wholeheartedly accepted in the region.

-The new majority will elect only moderate Islamists, who will fully respect Jewish holy sites and Jewish civil rights.

-All terror attacks worldwide will cease forthwith

-ISIS will realize that it's practicing Devil Worship and return to the true, peaceful Islam

-The Israeli Left and the Arab League will establish a tribunal to convict right-wing Israeli politicians of racism and Islamophobia. They will be sent to re-education camps in Jordan.

-The Waqf will take full control of the Temple Mount and the Western Wall, including security, and allow full access, via closed circuit TV.
-Bashar al-Assad will finally feel secure and become an organic vegetable farmer.

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