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In the year 2167

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Submitted by PezDispenser (Israel), Jun 21, 2017 at 15:33

On June 5, 2167, President Quinoa III declared that "it is long past time to get the sides together around the negotiating table to sign a final settlement. The Palestinians and Israelis have no choice but to live side by side, together in everlasting serenity and blissful cooperation.

Yes, it is true that the Palestinians have continued in their attempts to destroy Israel in the past two centuries, including a crafty attempt to 'borrow' a few nano-nuclear weapons for 'safe keeping' from the brotherly state of West Syriraq. Very sad! But not a deal breaker!

In addition, Secretary of State (and former chairman of Urban Hoverboard Inc.) Han Carrie has the full trust of both parties and is confident that this 91st round of negotiations will be the very very very last one before a full peace agreement is signed. Believe me!"


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Title Commenter Date Thread
In the year 2167 [142 words]PezDispenserJun 21, 2017 15:33239668
Pro-Israel Policy Part of a Larger Strategy [125 words]DaveJun 5, 2017 17:10239483
1Want to read more [93 words]
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Shelley SquiresJun 2, 2017 16:24239425
Still can't read entire article [26 words]Shelley SquiresJun 2, 2017 22:11239425
No, it is not. [27 words]Dmitry LevinJun 2, 2017 22:24239425
Insight into la la land. [52 words]
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Ethan PerksJun 2, 2017 11:44239423
Uh-Oh-----Here We Go Again [85 words]Barry BlackJun 2, 2017 11:42239422
1The term "honest broker" leads nowhere [74 words]
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PezDispenserJun 2, 2017 09:04239421
mid-easterners see the honest broker as disloyal [105 words]mythJun 3, 2017 05:53239421

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