A Smart Solution

Submitted by Anatoly Tsaliovich (United States), May 21, 2009 at 15:06

Have you heard about killing two birds with one stone? I suggest a solution to the problem identified by Dr. Pipes, that is as ingenious as simple: just let all the Gitmo clients (note my respectful and politically correct language) on the loose within the United States. Here are the benefits:
1. The Guantanamo's "red color for the humanistic bulls" is closed without major ado: the President, the Congress, CAIR and ACLU — all utter a sigh of relief.
2. The released "freedom fighters" immediately join the existing anti-American and anti-Jewish cells in this country; they will serve as "markers" to trace down the potential offenders, so that all of us could collectively appease them.
3. We save money on the Gitmo maintenance, feeding detainees, and printing horror stories about their abuse; in today's financial crisis those funds can be beneficially used to expand and improve the education of potential jihadists.
4.Personally, I am ready to contribute the full amount of my Peace Nobel Prize reward (which I no doubt deserve for this my suggestion) to the holy cause of promoting peace between the lions and the deers, the wolves and the lambs, and the Jews and jihadists, that from now on will prance and dance together in love.

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