Allah's Wunderwaffe al-Buraq
Submitted by Ianus (Poland), May 8, 2009 at 16:58
Hi, Grand Infidel of Kaffiristan !
I almost fell off my chair laughing at your story ! It's so brilliant and so funny! ;) Thanks a lot !
But let me add a thing or two to your excellent story.
One day in the near future some Moslem theologian poses an innocent question of what has happened to al-Buraq? This question unexpectedly splits the Moslem world. The theologian is assasinated and his closest followers are beheaded or disappear without trace but it's too late. A new sect comes into being and gains in strength. It's a radical branch of the ancient moderate al-Qaeda with plenty of scientfically trained moderate Western-born Moslems as its core. The leadership of the new sect denounces and accuses all the existing Islamic regimes and movements, especially the wahhabis, of having either destroyed al-buraq themselves or tried to obscure and efface all documents concerning its bodily incarnation. These false Moslems have done nothing to retrieve or re-invent Allah's ultimate wonder weapon to win the last jihad and speed up Islam's supremacy in perpetuity. The Moslems now in power prefer instead to get rich with kafirs' dirty money for oil and sink more and more in moral and political decay instead of vigorously reviving the Judgement Day technologies. Sheikh Osama al-Buraqi is the charysmatic figure of the movement and has good friends in Aghanistan and Pakistan which become the strongholds of the new teaching.
As war on wahhabism and all false Moslems rage with bombs and fatwas, Osama al-Buraqi makes preparations to discover al-Buraq's technical DNA and to clone it. His is a new Islamic approach, wholly based on the Infallible Holy Quran which he manages at last to read and understand correctly. So gradually it reveals all the technical details necessary for al-buraq technology. In the course of this re-discovery of Allah's invention Osama makes epoch-making discoveries that revolutionize the foundations of all sciences. To make them accessible to Islamic scientists he founds near Tora Bora the first ever Technical Quran University with Islamic physics, Moslem mathematics and Quranic experimental technology as its most outstanding departments. With these new discoveries in hand the Moslem scientists and engineers under OSama's guidance make rapid progress towards a viable version of what they call al-Buraq 2. Finally, the day of launching al-Buraq 2 comes. Its first flight is scheduled to be just like that of its divine predecessor against Jerusalem !
But all of a sudden - within a few minutes before launching al-Buraq - Osama is tipped off that there is a Jewish mole in the Quran Univeristy for the kafirs have also been doing their best to emulate or steal Allah's secret wonder weapons. The Mossad's secret agent turns out to be Hussein al-Husseini - a former ghost writer for Hussein Obama's public speeches and discourses on excellency of Islam - a double renegade. Osama decides the launching can't be stopped now that everything has been set in motion on the Tora Bora launching ground. He tells the guards who are all Quranic memorizers to arrest and torture al-Husseini to get the names of all his accomplices and then bind and throw him to be eaten by hungry dogs.
When they are overwhelming al-Husseini, sudden roaring noises disturb the scene. An Israeli air raid paralyses the base. Yet al-Buraq is already taking off. The Israelis use laser weapons and a magnetic shock wave that damage al-Buraq's navigation and change his flight coordinates. And so instead of flying towards Jerusalem it deviates and hits Mecca during the hajj. The Qaba and the black stone are pulverised together with a few million pilgrims. The holiest city of Islam is a firy desert. What Allah started Allah has annihilated ...
> I can see a best-seller here - with a possible movie follow up.<
;) Me too ... But who will write it ? ... Perhaps we both ? ;) ... But anyway, Hollywood will never take up the challenge ... Al-Buraq might anger Hollywood's Saudi sponsors and Moslem viewers ... And there is nothing most of those smiling celebrities are scared of more than angry Moslem mobs.
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